America's Sweetheart

Locked in my lab developing a Thanksgiving Hot Pocket®. Turkey core wrapped in stuffing filled with gravy glazed with cranberry icing.

Raj is trying to find a quarter for Dee, and Rerun is aggravating Shirley… again.

OK, Judgy McJudgerton. If not 14, exactly how many Hostess® Sno Balls® are the proper number to have for a nutritious snack?

Eating another German Chocolate Cake. That makes three today.

Washing the syrup off my tweet.

I’m all sticky. #threewordsaftersex

Looking for that box of Chocodiles®.

Hello, Mai Tai.

Sweet Baby Jesus! #threewordsaftersex